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Warriors prepare! Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle. The thousand tons of fire! Ho...ha...howw! Wow... Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way! Uhh...Oh...ohh! Ah...ah...aah! Hiyaah...ouch! And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet. I know! Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades 刀片 of Death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the Valley of Peace,Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior. Hah...butta... No, no, no wait! Yaa...ahh. Ha...ha...haah! Ha...ha...haah. Po! What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? Stop! Stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior. But I don't understand, you finally have the noodle dream. I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu...uuu! Oh come on son. Let's get back to work. Heay...okay. Ahh...aahh...aah. Po!...Heay...heay...hey. Oh...Somebody... Oh. What's going on? ... Where? Why are you pointing...? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was? How interesting? Master, are you pointing at me? Him. Who? You. Me? The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior. What? What? What? What! Stop wait. Who told you to... Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress. and that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive us Master. We have failed you. No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you. Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu. What? Double the guard. Extra precautions. Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not! Shifu does. I'm just the messenger. I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom prison is impossible. Impressive isn't it? Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive. One way in. And one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner. Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down. Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh Oh...oo...oh.. Oh my... Behold Tai Lung. I'll umm...I'll just wait right here. It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready. Hey tough guy. Did you hear... Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll... ...and it's not going to be you. What are you doing? Don't get him mad. What is he going to do about it? I've got him completely immobilised. Haa...haa...haa...haa! Oh...Did I step on the wooly kiddy's tail? I'm gonna... I've seen enough. I'm gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about. No, he doesn't. Okay I'll tell him that. Hmm... Can we please go now? Oh. Wait a second. I think there has been a slight mistake. Err...Everyone seems to think I'm err... Ahh...The sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. Look at this place. Master Flying-Rhino's armour 盔甲. With authentic battle damage! Wow...the Sword of Heroes. Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking ... Aah!...Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs... I've only seen paintings of that painting. Aah...ah...ha...ha...ha... Heeyah...yah.. Aah...ah...ah.. Noo..! Ho...oh, oh, oh... The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello? Have you finished sightseeing? Sorry. I should have come to see you first. My patience is running thin. Ohh? Well. I mean, it's not like you are going anywhere. You turn around. Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500...Master Shifu!... Ooh!... Ohh...whooo... Someone broke that... But I'm going to fix it...I... Do you have some glue... Whooo.... Aah...ouch...ooo! I've a splinter 碎片. So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm... Ahh, I guess so? Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior... ... until you've learned the secret of the Dragon scroll. Wow...so... How does this work? Do you have a ladder? a trampoline 弹簧 or...? Umph...You think it is that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! I... One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat blob 团. Flabby 松弛的 arms. Those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. Hey...whooo... And utter disregard for personal hygiene 卫生. Now wait a minute. That's a little uncalled for. Don't stand that close. I can smell your breath. Listen, Oogway said that I was the... Uh... the Wushi Finger Hold. Never... Master Shifu don't... Haa...oh... You know this hold? Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty. Yes. Oh. Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky. No, no, no... You know the hardest part of this?... The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm... Okay. Okay, take it easy. Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you,... I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear? Yes, we're clear, we're clear. We are so clear. Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I can't wait to get started. Let's begin. Wait, wait, wait. Now? Yes now. Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior. Okay. Well, I don't know if I can do all of those moves. Well, if we don't try, we will never know, will we? Yes, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level. And what level is that? Well you know... I'm not a master, but let's just start at zero. Level zero. There is no such thing as level zero. Hey, maybe I can start with that. That. We use that for training children. And popping the door open when it is hot. But if you insist. Wow... The Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same. Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do. Ahh...Are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something? Hit it. Okay, I mean, I just ate,and so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on. Just hit it. What'd you got? You've got nothing cos' I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the thunder. Come on, crazy feet. What're you going to do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a blur. I'm a blur. You've never seen Bear style. You've only seen Praying Mantis. Or Monkey style. Imagine snake-kiddy Snake. Would you hit it! Alright. Alright. Why don't you try it again? A little harder. How's that? Oohhh... Oh, that hurts! This will be easier than I thought. Feeling a little nausea... Ouch, ouch, ouch! Oohh... My tenders. How did I do? There is now a level zero. Don't deny that. I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. Poor guy is going to get himself killed. He is so fighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire. When he walks, the very ground shakes. One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu. Yes. Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes. Okay. Great. Ooouuch! Oh hey. Hi. You're up? Am now. I was just..er...someday...eh? The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore. I've had a long day and rather disappointing day, so...er... Ya...I should probably get to sleep now. Ya... Ya...of course. Okay. Thanks. It's just, I'm such a big fan... You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping 哭,滴下 River. Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But, you didn't stop. You just,.... Oh. Sorry about that. Ahh... Look you don't belong here. Er...I know, I know. You're right. I don't have it. It's just, my whole life, I dream of... No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. Property of Crane. Oh, okay right, right. So... Ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up. We've got big things tomorrow. Alright. You are awesome. The last thing I'm going to say. Okay, bye-bye. What was that? I didn't say anything. Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well. Seem a little bit awkward. Master Tigress, didn't mean to wake you. Just a... You don't belong here. Ah ya...ya, of course... This is your room... I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect of who we are,and what we do, you will be gone by morning. Big fan. I see you've found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. Is that what this is? I'm so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. I understand, you eat when you are upset. Upset? I'm not upset. Why would I be upset? So, why are you upset? I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking. Probably. And the Five...man,you should have seen them, they totally hate me. Totally. How's Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean I'm not like the Five, I've got no claws. No wings, no venom 毒液. Even Mantis got those thingies. May be I should just quit and go back to making noodles. Quit. Don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying. Yesterday is history,Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present". Oh No! What's happening? To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! Fire Cross-Bow! Fire! Fire! Tai Lung's free. I must warn Shifu. You are not going anywhere. Neither is he! Let go of me. Bring it up! Wait! Bring it back! He's going this way. He won't get far. Archers! We Dead. So very, very dead. Ha..Ha. Not yet, we're not. Now! Can we run now? Yes. I am glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to feel I'm being forgotten. Fly back there and tell them, the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. Good Morning, Master. Panda! Panda! Wake up! Hmm, hmm, hmm... He's quitted. What do we do now Master with the Panda gone? 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